this cow is prettier than me
Dude someone once told me I look like a cow and I was like “omg really? Have you seen cows? Because I have and they’re fucking gorgeous and adorable, so thanks”
Fun fact: “cow-eyed” was often used to describe Hera’s beauty since the Athenians considered cows faces so beautiful.
FRANTICALLY PRESSES THE BUTTON
*SMASHES FIST THROUGH THE BUTTON*
i never understood the term “manslaughter”. its supposed to be the inadvertent killing of someone, and therefore less severe as murder, but doesn’t manslaughter sound like super murder? “this man killed thirty people with a spoon. total manslaughter. send him to space prison”
you know what would be cool? a show about, like, vigilante Victorian prostitutes hunting down Jack the Ripper.
They never did figure out why he stopped killing. And most serial killers don’t stop unless they are stopped. I’m just saying.
HOLY CATS I WANT TO WRITE AND DRAW THIS AS A GRAPHIC NOVEL
OMG THE RESEARCH ALONE WOULD BE AWESOME
you discover a fanfiction of your favorite character getting group fucked. excited, you click on it, only to discover that the writing is poor and the characterization is terrible.
it is a shitty shitty gang bang.
this should not have made me laugh as hard as i did
Reblog. Every. Fuckin. Time.
There are certain words you shouldn’t say if you are white and want to be a decent person.
That gif is literally me.
Hey tumblr smart people… anyone know why my dash has this? Is it because I use Safari? I love Safari. I don’t want to change ;-;