animalsbeingdicks: I knew a dog like this in highschool.
Happy Father’s Day, Smart Ass
animalsbeingdicks: Justin knew immediately that the monkey burlesque show was a bad idea for his daughter.
EVERYONE’S OUT TO GET ME!
animalsbeingdicks: Earnest knew they were out to get him. Everyone thought he was crazy, but now EVERYONE knows they’re on his tail.
animalsbeingdicks: This is exactly why I never work out.
animalsbeingdicks: I honestly have nothing to say about this. Incredible!
I’ve heard of choking the chicken
animalsbeingdicks: In all fairness, Frank thought he was just holding hands with another ill-proportioned pachyderm.
Up and over
animalsbeingdicks: Being a superhero had it’s perks, like being able to leap tall hedges with a single bound.
It’s Sterile, Don’t Worry.
animalsbeingdicks: Vinny was sick of being Hunter’s prop for picking up chicks on Chatroulette. This is The Most Amazing Thing I’ve ever seen.
Up and over
animalsbeingdicks: Gerald was the world’s worst leapfrog player.
animalsbeingdicks: Duane was sick and tired of these tourists expecting him to put without giving him a tip.
Sometimes you feel like a nut
animalsbeingdicks: The family knew something was up when “Rabbi Doberman” showed up to perform Jacob’s circumcision.
You’re pulling my leg
animalsbeingdicks: Guillermo was ready to prove he was the best “tag” player on the island.
Marking his territory
animalsbeingdicks: George went from being pissed off to being pissed on.
Heart breaking damage from the 2011 earthquake
achaseroffaith: babodesu: cali-swagg: Omg i just died LOL ROFL MY PRAYERS R WITH ALL OF U
Ooh, I've always wanted to do one of these.
notracistbut: Now, I don’t expect everyone to be able to speak flawless English. But if you’re going to dish out the criticism like that, then I think some counter-criticism is in order. Location: Canada